50 Humorous Breakup Quotes, Strains, Captions and Memes

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50 Funny Breakup Quotes, Lines, Captions and Memes




In search of some laughter to heal out of your breakup? We have now rounded up a few of the finest humorous break up quotes, sayings, strains, textual content messages, captions, (with photos and footage) that will help you overcome the ache and unhappiness of your breakup and make it easier to transfer on in life.

A breakup might be essentially the most tough factor to cope with, in an individual’s life. However irrespective of how unhealthy issues are, one has to maneuver on in life.

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As an alternative of slipping into solace and melancholy attempt to be with your pals and loosen up with these breakup jokes and quotes. This sarcastic break up quotes will make you’re feeling higher and absolutely deliver a smile to your face.



Savage Humorous Breakup Quotes and One-Liners

  1. “I got through to a stupid person today!”

  2. “Of all my mistakes, you were the mistakiest.”

  3. “Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.”

  4. “You mean more to me than life itself – but I’m suicidal.”

  5. “Thanks for dating someone ugly after we broke up. I win.”

  6. “It’s not you, it’s me finally realizing you’re terrible for me.”

  7. “When you start fantasizing about his funeral, you know it’s over.”

  8. “I break up very well. I am a good breaker-upper.” – Simon Cowell

  9. “If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.”

  10. “Whoever said money can’t buy happiness clearly never paid for a divorce!”

  11. “There’s something I’ve been wanting to say since the day we met….goodbye.”

  12. “Congratulations on your break up! Nobody could stand that bastard any way.”

  13. “Every time I look at you, I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.”- Oscar Levant

  14. “I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost as if you’re here!” – Billy Ray Cyrus

  15. “Our break up was due to religious differences. He thought he was God. I didn’t.”

  16. “Oh you’re dating my ex? Cool, I’m eating a sandwich…want those leftovers too?”

  17. “Two things: 1) Where have you been all my life?  2) Can you please go back there?”

  18. “Next guy that breaks my heart is getting pepper sprayed, look now we both crying.”

  19. “The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends.”- Gwyneth Paltrow

  20. “This just isn’t for me. Nothing personal. I want to be able to tell people – I’m single.”

  21. “Hate is such a luxurious emotion, it can only be spent on one we love.” – Bob Udkoff

  22. “The best revenge against a woman who steals your man from you is to let her keep him.”

  23. “Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because that asshole is finally someone else’s problem.”

  24. “You talked about the future, and that freaked me out. It makes me sick to think about it.”

  25. “All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.” – Mae West

  26. “My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to.” – Rita Rudner

  27. “I used to think you took my breath away, but then I realized I was just suffocated by your bullshit.”

  28. “When your ex says, “You’ll never find anyone like me again.” Inform him, “That’s the point, you idiot.”

  29. “Breakup with you on Facebook was the easiest way for me to let your friends know I was available.”

  30. “My dog is having puppies and I need to take a year off in order to train them to attack your picture.”

  31. “Break ups aren’t always meant for make ups. Sometimes relationships end in order for you to wake up.”

  32. “My mother always told me to put things back where I found them…so I’m about to put this bitch in her place.”

  33. “Your ex asking you to be friends after break up is like kidnappers asking you to keep in touch after letting you go.”

  34. “I know the Bible talks about forgiveness and all but I’m pretty sure Jesus would hold my purse while I kicked your ass.”

  35. “Let’s celebrate your breakup with a night out that produces enough awesome Facebook pictures he’ll have to see them.”

  36. “Couples don’t break up anymore, one person just acts like an asshole till the other person can’t take it anymore.”

  37. “There are always a few before-Valentine’s Day breakups that allow people to cancel reservations.” – John Imbergamo

  38. “How am I supposed to forget you when every time I go outside I see things that remind me of you like garbage cans and dog shit.”

  39. “I’m anxious for the day you realize I was the complete package after you have moved on to dog-faced uneducated hookers.”

  40. “Is there a cure for a broken heart? Only time can heal your broken heart, just as time can heal his broken arms and legs.” – Miss Piggy

  41. “I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.”

  42. “There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn’t stand for that.” – Steve Martin

  43. “If someone breaks your heart just punch them in the face. Seriously punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.” – Frank Ocean

  44. “You’re the jelly to my burger, the knife to my soup, the glitter to my sushi, and the ketchup to my ice cream. My point is, you’re worthless.”

  45. “A breakup would imply she was my girlfriend. She was a girl who was my friend who is now a girl who is not my friend.”- Sheldon Cooper

  46. “The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money.” – Johnny Carson

  47. “Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives and make us want to leave footprints on their face.”

  48. “Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one push. You gotta rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over.” – Jerry Seinfeld

  49. “I have a pet dog, he kisses like you, his breath is like yours, he pants like you. I love him dearly but I wouldn’t want to marry him. Let’s part before this goes any farther.”

  50. “Definition of Ex : Thanks for the Ex-perience. Our time has Ex-pired. Now, Ex-it my life.”

  51. “I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, “You’ll never find anyone like me again!” I’m pondering, “I should hope not! If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you?”

  52. “I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don’t know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes if I see a really great outfit, I’ll break up with someone on purpose.”- Rita Rudner

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